YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD WEB WARRIORS
aka Spidey or MTV
mixed 21 yr old w autism, adhd & ocd + osddid
'HAS SPIDER-MAN GONE SPIDER-WOKE?'

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WHO IS SPIDER-MTV?

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WHO?, Spidey, or MTV, is a 20 year old OSDDID system with spider brainrot.
WHAT?, Ve likes comics, stop-motion animation, lego games, MTV, batman (who is that?), star wars, tf2, adventure time, eltingville club, beavis & butthead, rdr, inFamous, the walking dead game, daria, clerks, collecting action figures & raggedy ann memorabilia, and TMNT (yeah, because we DEFINITELY need more masked maniacs in new york!) Ver special interests include Spider-Man (NO WAY?!) and MTV's Downtown
WHEN?, Ve dislikes spider-man (isn't it obvious?), tom holland (nasty)

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DNI, if you don't see miles morales as spider-man. i'll actually touch you bro. ★ if you support endogenics ★ if you're a child dawg where are your PARENTS
BYF, WE make alot of dead dad jokes ★ we don't like jokes about abortion or miscarriages so don't joke about it around us ★ usually we take ages to reply because we're busy either saving new york or SLEEPING
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